March 17, 2011

I read a blog post by Felix Salmon concerning donations for disaster relief in Japan. He is correct in concluding that no individual should make such a donation. Given the irrational views of the average monkey, I anticipated criticism for making such a rational blog entry; however, i was mildly surprised at how few of the comments supported his argument. It's a constant reminder of the fact that 99.9% of the people out there are complete and absolute simpletons. The people of Japan are rich, spoiled brats just like the people of America and most of the people of Europe. You don't give affluent, decadent money hoarders handouts. You give them loans at literally 1000% interest. The interest, or course, would be funnelled to the impoverished children in places like Central America and sub-Saharan Africa.

To the impoverished children dying of malaria, lying in the dirt next to a putrid open sewer line, please hold on. For as long as a I have breath in my lungs, I will continue to push myself until I get to a point where I can save you, even if that means I have to piss on every might as well be illiterate baboon that stands in my way.

p.s. GOOG is a good buy under 565.

October 29, 2010

Congratulations. You have the privilege, nay, the honor to partake in the sweet sustenance of nate carr's wisdom.

I just gave my site a makeover, and o.m.g. it's like totally beiberagous! It's still a work in progress.

Old Crap

Welcome to natecarr.org. nate carr is the founder of The Foundation, the first international non-profit conglomerate fundamentally designed to save the world.

This site still reeks because my time and effort as been focused on my new website. If you want to contact me, you should go to this new site and follow the Contact Us link.

Congratulations to all you geniuses who live in america. Since I've been alive, you've elected a peanut-head, a no-new-tax-head, a pot-head, a coke-head, and, since coke is your favoritest product, one coke-head wasn't enough to quench your thirst, so you decided on an encore performance.

New Items:

Stock Update: 10/1/09. EBAY was closed on 9/18/09 at 24.54.

Stock Update: 10/1/09. Triple down on SOL at or under 4.75.

Stock Alert: 9/27/09. Buy RIMM under 67.01. sell at 70.49

Stock Alert: 9/27/09. Buy GAME under 11.01. sell at 11.99

Stock Update: 9/17/09. GOOG was closed at 489 on 9/16/09.

Stock Update: 9/17/09. Sell EBAY above 24.

Stock Update: 6/18/09. Sell BAX at 50.49.

Stock Alert: 6/04/09. Q was closed at 4.8 on 5/5/09.

Stock Alert: 6/04/09. Buy BAX under 47.01. Sell at 51.29.

Stock Alert: 6/04/09. Sell GOOG at 489.

To all the members of the armed forces (past, present, and future), the children of the world would like to thank you for keeping them safe...well, except those who got their torso blown off by a land mine. all the others would like to thank you...well, except those who had their entrails ripped to shreds by a thousand razor sharp bits of shrapnel from a cluster bomb. all the rest would like to thank you...well, except those who were incinerated by a nuclear blast. all the rest would like to thank you...well, except those whose parents were suspected evil-doers so the whole family's residential dwelling was blown to bits by a 'smart bomb' as the family gathered for dinner. all the rest would like to thank you...well, except those who were forcefully raped by four guerrillas and a jagged stick. all the rest would like to thank you...well, except those who are constantly terrorized by the threat of nuclear annihilation. all the rest...whoops, i guess that's it. since all the ungrateful brats of the world don't appreciate all the things that you do for them, i would like to show my appreciation with a straight-arm salute and a goose-step. peace is over-rated anyway.

Happy Memorial Day!

Stock Alert: 4/26/09. JNPR has almost doubled from it's March lows. Sell the stock at 22.15 or above.

Not So New Items:

I changed my domain and website host, so this site is still under construction (not like it was in the production phase anyway).

I spent many hours crunching the numbers from my previous stock picks. I didn't do as bad as I thought given that I didn't update the information for almost 2 years.

Here are the summaries for 2006 and 2007

Here are the stock picks for September

Random Reasons to be Cynical

#2

$25

The amount of money stolen from a Save the Children charity jar, which was placed in the kitchen of my residence.